So it's been a while since the lone single guy of North Ogden has posted anything...Most of you probably know what going on with me anyway but oh well. Here's some pics for you. First off, the dog bite.
I was golfing in St. George with some friends and Rick Baxter when a ball I hit hugged the fence line. As I hopped the fence to go look for it up comes this guy with a couple dogs. One was a Great Pyrenees(google image if you don't know what they look like). They're pretty big and are used to protect herds of sheep from bears and wolves. So this thing intrigued me and it seemed pretty friendly. Well it wasn't. After it walked up to me, tail wagging and his head practically up to the level of my sternum he snapped and went for the jugular! Thanks to my cat like speed and reflexes I got my neck out of the way and he got ahold instead of my left shoulder/pectoral. I definitely didn't feel real good, but I was mostly shocked. Rick was getting ready to hit his ball or something and he's like, "did that dog just bite you?" I finished out the round though like a champ but had to put up with the slobbery like goo it left on my shirt.
By the way...during this trip to st. george we(braden and lindsay) stayed with rick and renae of course. Well i busted them all up in every game they tried to throw at me including Back Alley,(ReNae got a little too comfy and tried to shoot with 4 cards left, little did she know i was gonna mess her up) Texas Hold 'em, jump the river, pin the tail on the donkey and steam roller.
Then for my birthday me and the guys drove back down to St. George and Mesquite where we played 84 holes of golf. 18 on thursday, 36 on friday and 30 on saturday. Man it was fun...no dog bites this time.
I also decided to hook myself up with a new GRILL for my birthday.
I'm not real sure why though now since these things are so annoying. At least my bottom lip and bottom row of teeth are still numb from the wisdom teeth extraction. So I can't feel the bottom row digging into my lip but the top sure hurts. Oh well, they're only supposed to be on for 11 months. So out with all the nick names...brace face, metal mouth, train tracks, zipper lips, jaws, dum dum who can't chew gum gum etc.
14 comments:
Hi Jared,
We saw the dog bite picture before, but that golf course is awesome. And, the braces? Well, if you click on the picture of the braces which goes very large, you can actually count the hairs on your 5:00, 6:00 12:00 tuesday, friday, etc etc shadow. Cool - kind of like having one of those magnifying mirrors that I always look freaky in. Never bought one for that reason. Great post. Mom
How can you get straight teeth from crooked wires? I am sure the vet (since you are so friendly with the dogs) told you that EVERY THING would look just fine in 11 months. What can those flimsy wires on the top do? Since your lower lip is numbbbb, does your top lip hurt when you get kissed?
Ha Ha Ha! Good one, Dad!! Jared, I was going to say how proud of you grandpa would be, with all that golfing and all............that's par for the course! (grandma's jargon)
Those do not look fun. So, why the clear on top and not on the bottom too?
Man, is that the falcon-ridge course? Looks unbelievable. Now I see how you hit an 80. You just have to bounce it off each of the desert hills. Guaranteed to land in the fairway. JK. I know I ain't got nuttin' on your game.
Well good luck with the new style brace face....lol. JK
-rick baxter
That's it JAred!!!! No more granola for you! only cracked wheat.
renae
Well I decided to only put the clear on top because you can't really see the full metal on my bottom teeth anyway and they're cheaper. You know...ivory isn't that cheap these days, not too many wooly mammoths around anymore I guess.
And yes that is Falcon Ridge, such a cool course and actually you can get away with bouncing it off the walls in a few places, we all did here and there but mostly it's best to just stay right in the middle!
ReNae if you think i'm letting that granola go to waste you better think again! give me a week and i'll be chompin it all down.
Hey Jared,
there are things you can't eat or do now that you have braces! Maybe you should post the rules for us to see then ReNae will know what you can and cannot eat at her house!
Jared should never eat grapes, but that's true with OR without braces...
He forgot to put the picture of him wearing his headgear. You all will have to encourage him to wear the headgear.
Now that's attractive! It's easy to make room for the book of mormon between you and any girl when you got headgear! I vote for headgear!
Good one becky! Can't forget about them grapes. Remember Jared? It sounded something like this - "HHHHHUUUUUULLLLLLGGGGGHHHHH"
You all are way to funny! The comments are the best part of the post.
Hey you leave my Jared alone! I was terrified when he was choking on grapes... and while he was choking guess who was laughing... Becky and ReNae! So Jared, you remember who your true sister really is!!!
You'll have nice pearly whites after the braces are off!!!
Karina, you are so nice. I love you, too! I was not there but I would not have laughed either. But right now I am! ReNae's post gave me tears! Way too funny, runny!
yeah I remember the grapes! But all I really remember is that i took home the GOLD in that event. If you clowns wouldn't have looked so ridiculous with your cheeks stuffed pert near to the max with grapes i wouldn't have laughed and accidentally sucked a few of those suckers down!
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