In my pregnancy-induced nightmares my babies are born looking like this. (This is Bruce's stepmother, Julie, and half -sister, Whitney with Nathan) Luckily it took Nathan 3 months to reach this size. Also, in my nightmares, the baby already has teeth, which horrifies me even more because of a bad experience I had as the the lactation specialist (aka the nipple nazi) in St. Louis was showing me how to breastfeed. She pretty much grabbed a part of me unexpectedly and smothered an unwilling Eric with it. . . . I could imagine how teeth + nursing = (insert scream face here). Sorry, Jared, if you can't handle the bitter truth.
Happy Pregnancy, Gals!
Friday, August 31
To ReNae and Mickenzie: Does this ever happen to you?
Posted by Bruce and Becky at 8:45 PM
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GADZOOKS!!! You oughta be on american gladiators after lugging that kid around. No, my nightmares aren't about teeth. Mine are about having the baby exit my body any way except through the intended escape route. Like once, the baby slipped out under the first few layers of skin on my leg. so I went to the hospital with a ginormous lump on my thigh and had the doctor slide it back up. Jared are you reading this? Cause this is good stuff! I probably shouldn't mention the other ways, but jared I'll tell them to you anytime you're ready. Man Becky, Nathan was huge at that time, I don't remember that at all. Probably because you never came to visit me :) yeah, that's the reason!
Anyway, the pregnancy is going dandy. How 'bout for you mickenzie?
Later, ReNae
Well, for sure that escape route is more "modest".
Hey- I was a little preoccupied with selling the house & moving- that's my only excuse. Or, maybe Nathan was just being the usual perfect temperment which all of my children portray so well and was simply "napping" when I saw you. Yeah, that's the better reason.
Funny girls.........but I can relate. My babies were born and jumped off the table and ran out the door. Dumb dreams.
Jana
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