Tuesday, May 2

Top 10 reasons why David B. won't join the family blog!

10. Hey, leave him alone, he's a big Doctor now!
9. He took home ec in Jr. High instead of computer science. (it's ok David! Lots of guys are getting in touch with their feminine side.)
8. He's still only in Alma, trying to finish from last year.
7. He can't figure out how to get a coiled up snake into the hard drive.
6. He's too busy practicing 'no limit texas hold'em' so he doesn't get beat at the reunion.
5. "Him to 'fraid to be on the blog, he's just a lil' guy!"
4. He keeps typing in "2kids9dogs."
3. I guess Andy Griffith and Cosby Show are way more important that keeping in contact with the brothers and sisters.
2. He doesn't even love us anymore! (ok, I'm sure Becky forgave you about the wedding ring!)
1. Really, He's lost his touch and doesn't have any comebacks/pranks up his sleeve!

4 comments:

Kathy said...

Sha-Nae-Nae,
Are you talking about David B. Haight?? I'm confused. If you are refering to David BROOKS maybe he won't join in because he's the "Lil' Brudder" and only has one leg and wants to throw the winning touchdown....Yeah, I think that's it.
Kathy

Kathy said...

He's got the heart of a champion. You just keep scrapping along!

Grandpa and Grandma Brooks said...

I think the real reason is because he's having chills and fever about the family and beginning to see that others are really clever at getting to him. Namely, ReNae and Kathy and Becky. Notice that it's the females who are so vindictive.! Sheesh!
Mom

Bittings said...

lil' brudder, I know we live together but... don't bust me up K! Maybe the real reason he won't contribute to the blog is because we'll all make fun of the spurs for loosing the past "TONS" of games! Who would be afraid of a "spur" coming down the court toward them... you'd think tejas could at least come up with a mean and ferocious mascot... or something. Well whatever it is, he needs to quit being such a baby and not be afraid from his clever siblings! 2kids9dogs... and he's a doctor????
Karina